It’s just a fact of life that certain times — say, while attending church or when faced with the prospect of a dry wedding — necessitate the use of a discrete vessel full of liquor. So fortunately, flasks exist. But unfortunately, most flasks exude the same, lifeless form: stainless steel, leather if you’re lucky, and possibly monogrammed.
One company has taken it upon themselves to eradicate this… I guess we’ll call it a problem. And that company is the newly-launched Flasking.com. They’re selling hundreds of unique flasks featuring everything from funny quips and bawdy pin-ups to some truly strange, limited-edition pieces of flask-related art created by actual artists.
Below is a quick selection sample pulled at random.
— a bright yellow flask wearing a white cassette tape that says “you rock my world.”
— a painting of Bigfoot nonchalantly walking through the woods
— a checked flask with a lustrous beard
— a gentleman sporting a suit, tie and luchador mask
But of course. And that’s not even scratching the surface of the weird, wonderful and generally not-your-average flasks for sale. You can even request a customized flask, should none of their wares meet your incredibly specific needs.
Anyway, point is: the next time you need a groomsman gift, a Father’s Day gift or just a handy flask for smuggling bourbon into the movies, try giving these guys a look.